Meet Kimberly Daniels. She's the founder of Kimberly Daniels Ministries International and describes herself as "a recognized prophetic voice" (so she's obviously a modest, unassuming soul).Despite the fact that she has remodelled her image on Michelle Obama to make her loony views appear more credible, Kimberley tours the USA in a 30-foot Winnebago dubbed "The Demon Buster", telling 'witches' they serve "sissy, punk gods" (whatever they are).
Now you might think that the greatest danger posed by Halloween candy is to the teeth, but you'd be wrong. Kimberley has announced that she does not buy candy during the Halloween season. The reason: "most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."
Kimberley goes on to point out the dangers of having sex with demons at this time!
Now you would think that the woman is clearly insane, but no, she has the backing of mainstream evangelical Christians such as Pat Robertson and Charisma Magazine.
When will everyday folk wake up to the fact that religion is in the hands of charlatans and imbeciles?


2 comments:
What a crazy, crazy woman!!!! I dont know what to say. I remember being in the church and some of the crazy things they would say about halloween, not of it factual just superstition. One of them was if you take part in trick or treating you are iviting demons into your home.
The demonisation of this origianlly pagan and innocent celebration is just another example of just how sinister Christianity is. It is not content with closing you off on the inside, it wants your outside world closed off too.
Good article dude...keep up the good work :)
I can't believe you could be so ignorant. Kimberly preaches the truth. Of course "The demons cannot tell the difference." It's obvious, innit.
You also missed out the good bit (you know, the dangers of sex with demons).
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